Re: The Sentence Game

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:17 am

Processed meat is horrible. Raw, bleeding meat, on the other hand...

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:19 am

Hand puppets are fun and can be made from socks.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:26 am

Socks are best in winter, for they keep feet warm.

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:48 am

Warm toast is nice; cold toast is not.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:50 am

Not the cyclohexane! Anything but the cyclohexane!

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:17 am

Cyclohexane is used as a nonpolar solvent for the chemical industry.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:29 am

Indusrty bores me. But you know what doesn't? Antidisestablishmentarianism!

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:38 am

Antidisestablishmentarianism means being against disestablishment of stuff.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:45 am

Stuff rules. Vote Stuff for Prime Minister!

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:24 am

Prime Ministers are in charge of countries.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:27 am

Contries make the world more... country-ey. Ya get me?

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:50 am

Me? Nope, I don't get you at all.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:00 am

All I ever wanted... was to be loved...

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:50 am

(HG2G?)

Lovely Bones is a good film...but a bit odd.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:08 am

(Read the book, not seen the film)

Odd people are unpredictable

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:54 am

(Coolio. I really want to read the book)

Unpredictability is what makes the NES fun.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:56 am

(You should. It's pretty awesome.)

Fun is experienced, more than anywhere else in the universe, in cover lessons.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:06 am

Lessons in life are often harsh.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:20 am

Harsh words hurt more

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:27 am

More people know about Justin Bieber than the Beatles.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:40 am

Beetles are creepy and crawly.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:50 am

Crawling often results in dirty knees.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:01 am

Knees is a word which rhymes with cheese

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:09 am

Cheese can give you nightmares.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:28 am

Nightmares are generally my cameo appearance in people's lives. Then they meet me Twisted Evil

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:40 am

Me a name I call myself. Fa a long, long way to run.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:47 am

Run away! The monster is coming! It will kill you and eat your entrails!

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:07 am

Entrails on toast makes a lovely starter.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:38 am

Start your massacre with a nice, enclosed space; for example, a train.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:46 am

Train massacres are usually messy and news-worthy.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:49 am

News-worthy murders are the only ones worth perpetrating.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:09 am

Perpetrating is a fun word.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:24 am

Word is a word which means "I agree" when used by chavs.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:41 am

Chavs annoy everyone, even others of their kind.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:49 am

Kind people are lovely.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:23 am

Lovely people are a joy to be around.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:35 am

Around half past eleven. That is when I shall annihailate my enemies. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

by **Nameless Child** Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:42 am

MWAHAHAHAHAHA is a very evil laugh.

by **koolkidpaige** Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:44 am

Laughter is, contrary to popular belief, NOT the best medicine. That would be paracetamol.

by **Nameless Child** Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:57 am

Paracetamol is the punchline to a rather poor cracker joke.

by **koolkidpaige** Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:57 am

Jokes are only funny when told at appropriate times. Inappropriate times include; halfway through exams, in the middle of a silent library, or during a ninja raid.

by **Nameless Child** Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:17 am

Ninja raids often occur between nightfall and sunrise.

by **koolkidpaige** Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:08 pm

Sunrise is the perfect time to annihilate Sethius.

by **Nameless Child** Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:15 pm

Sethius was trapped in the Predictum Impaver.

by **koolkidpaige** Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:51 am

The Predictum Impaver was a pretty damned awesome book.

by **Nameless Child** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:00 am

Books are often stored in libraries.

by **koolkidpaige** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:47 am

Libraries are fun places to play 'Who can shout the word Antidisestablishmentarianism the loudest'

by **Nameless Child** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:48 am

The loudest person wins, I assume.

by **koolkidpaige** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:53 am

Assume correctly, you do. Wait, when did I turn into Yoda?

by **Nameless Child** Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:00 am

Yoda has been your name for a long time.

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