Re: Last Poster Wins!

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:12 am

The win is mine and you all lose
The question now is who will choose
To challenge me and be defeated
For you loss is all that will be greeted.
I keep the win from another land
If you accept, I'll shake your hand.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:57 am

Keep your handshake, I care not
For formalities and all that rot
So though from a different land you call
I shan't discriminate, I beat all
So bring it on, estranged old friend
This shall be a battle to the end

by **Nameless Child** Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:38 am

I'm back and I am winning once more
Your feeble rhymes are such a bore.
A battle to the end I know,
The end of who's the question, though.
Victory is mine forever.
Thoughts of posting you should sever,
For to my knowledge, you can't come first
And in loss you'll be immersed.

by **koolkidpaige** Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:09 am

Why hello, friend, and welcome back!
It’s good to see you, though you lack
The necessary means to see,
That this win does belong to me.
And though you may call my rhymes weak
Here is something you should seek
Inner peace is your only way
So end this posting war today
And I shall humbly take the prize
To shield temptation from your eyes
So there's no need to thank me, friend
For helping bring about this end.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:37 am

This end you speak of is not here yet
It will end with my win, on that I'd bet.
Inner peace is not my goal,
T'is just to take my rightful role.
I'll win this game and claim my prize
Ending your rhymes now would be wise.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:56 am

Of wisdom is something I've not been accused
And so I will carry on, battered and bruised
And if you shan't accept my offer of peace
The gloves shall come off, and playtime will cease
The war of the internet here has begun
You might as well know that I've already won.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:10 am

Your offer of peace is gladly taken
but if you think you win then you're mistaken.
Your gloves come of and you will freeze
And you'll be begging on your knees.
The war you say has started now
is mine to win, I solemnly vow.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:15 am

Though I admit my gloves keep me snug
They're a hindrance when I crush my foe like a bug
So you see, I shall sacrifice warm hands this night
For there's nothing to do with frost in my bite
So good luck with your plight, though you shall not succeed
This is your final warning; I hope you take heed.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:56 am

I will not take heed of your lies
I'll scoff and laugh and roll my eyes.
The Predictum Impaver wills it so
though you have been a worthy foe.
I'll succeed, I will win
As they say in french films: "Fin."

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:25 am

The Predictum Impaver is written in blood
A mortal victim's rich red flood
And in a language, I believe
Long dead to those who try to perceive
So much like you, my newest foe
And soon, your blood will also flow
And stain the last few lines of the tale
Which tell you; in the end you'll fail
And stealing your victory will be a treat!
So as the French say, my dear: Bon Appetit.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:37 am

My blood will not spill in this war
I'll tell you just what it is for
It carries the winning DNA
so listen now to what I say.
As I succeed and you despair
Please, I beg you, do take care
Not to break anything as you leave
Or I'll make cause for your family to grieve.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:46 am

I hate to tell you it this way,
But blood cells don't have DNA,
But bioligical nitty-gritty
Is surely the way to Tangent City
So I will get straight to the point
Lest my sentiment disappoint
I shall beat you by a mile
And what is more? I'll do it in style.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:50 am

-Win-

Just thought I'd not rhyme for a change.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:13 am

-Win-

Fair do's Very Happy

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:20 am

-Win-

need another way to make it fun now

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:23 am

-Win-

Indeed we do. You killzed the rymieness.

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:41 am

-Win-

How about haikus?

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:45 am

-Win-

Nah I can't do those...

by **Nameless Child** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:50 am

-Win-

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Um...how about we speak in metaphors.

by **koolkidpaige** Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:54 am

-Win-

Metaphors are cool.

by **Nameless Child** Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:39 am

-Win-

This win is as awesome as Gerran Howell.

(I went for a simile instead, because I'm like that)

by **koolkidpaige** Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:20 am

-Win-

This win kills your win.
(Yeah, I used personification. I'm an Lit/Lang student, and I don't care who knows it XD)

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:44 am

-Win-

This win grinds your win into the dirt.

(Oh look, a lovely little metaphor. I hate GCSE Lit. because we read Of Mice and Men which is possibly the most boring book I have ever read.)

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:47 am

-Win-

This win pwned Curley's Wife

(I did that last year! Hated it. Even the film was rubbish.)

by **Nameless Child** Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:15 am

-Win-

This win is as awesome as Lennie's dog.

(I had to download the audio book because I couldn't finish reading it. At least King Lear was a bit more interesting, but we only spend about 4 hours on that.)

by **koolkidpaige** Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:28 am

-Win-

This win broke Lennie's dog's neck.
(We had an anthology full of poems. I've only just finished bleaching them out of my head, so I wont give any examples.)

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:39 am

-Win-

This win shot Lennie.
(God, don't get me started on poetry. We spent ages reading poem after poem and thinking of perceptive bloody interpretations for them.)

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:55 am

-Win-

This win took place during the wall street crash
(Ugh, I swear the writers don't mean any of that stuff when they write it. Our topic was multicultural poems. WAY more boring than it sounds...)

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:03 am

-Win-

This win took place during the cymbal crash.
(I agree. And example from oMaM is that we spent a whole lesson discussing thwe possible connotations of the ostrich feathers on Curley's Wife's shoes. FFS. Our poetry topic was slightly better though: conflict poems.)

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:15 am

-Win-

This win eats cymbals for breakfast
(Pretty good topic, actually. We've got 'Violent Tendancies' for our coursework this year, and 'Food' for the poetry. I wouldn't mind the food one, but our lessons on that one are just before lunch, and I'm always REALLY hungry!)

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:28 am

-Win-

This win eats breakfast as a midnight feast.

(Yeah, there are some good poems. Violent Tendencies? And Food sounds fun. Hunger does not.)

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:18 am

-Win-

This win is a platypus. It doesn't do much.

(Indeed, hunger is entirely funless)

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:21 am

-Win-

This win is Spartacus.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:20 am

-Win-

This win is a poet.
This win didn't know it.
This win likes to rhyme.
And it rhymes all the time.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:29 am

-Win-

This win isn't a poet.
It dislikes rhyming.
So it doesn't.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:34 am

-Win-

This win is an anarchist. It doesn't have a message. Deal with it.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:37 am

-Win-

This win is a win.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:40 am

-Win-

This win is lying.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:56 am

-Win-

This win is not paradoxical.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:48 am

-Win-

This win is not a win.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:59 am

-Win-

This win thinks therefore it is (a win).

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:16 am

-Win-

This win is a deer

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:18 am

-Win-

This win is Gwen.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:50 am

-Win-

This win is king of Camelot.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:16 am

-Win-

This win is the magic which keeps the King of Camelot alive.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:47 am

-Win-

This win is the manservant which keeps the king of Camelot alive.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:58 am

-Win-

This win is a win.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:01 am

-Win-

This win won.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:11 am

-Win-

This win will rule forever.

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:14 am

-Win-

This win contradicted your win by winning the win.

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