Re: The Vending Machine

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:54 am

Takes out angry Count. Dammit, not again...

Inserts Will

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:17 am

Takes out drawing of Ingrid.

Inserts Bertrand's hair

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:18 am

Takes out this smiley

Inserts this smiley Twisted Evil

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:24 am

Takes out Evil Boris.

Inserts Ivan

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:26 am

Takes out book on how to live blood-free

Inserts Olga

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:29 am

Takes out Ingrid's mini-me

Inserts Professor Cheney

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:31 am

Takes out Van-Hellstink

Inserts Transylvanian bat blood

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:34 am

(If you meant bat vomit) Takes out cure to blood poisoning

Inserts Mr Brannagh

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:38 am

(nah I meant bat blood. Series 1, episode Cool

Takes out giant pineapple costume.

Inserts vintage blood (Duchess of Cambridge)

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:47 am

koolkidpaige wrote:(nah I meant bat blood. Series 1, episode
Takes out giant pineapple costume.

Inserts vintage blood (Duchess of Cambridge)

(soz)

Takes out a fleck of nail varnish

Inserts Atilla Westenra

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:58 am

Takes out creepy accent...

Inserts Crone Westenra's wheelchair

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:08 am

(I thought Atilla was is the wheelchair...To Wikipedia!...yep, he was)

Takes out the High Vampire Council

Inserts Erin's scarf

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:28 am

(Whoops, sorry :/ )

Takes out Erin.

Inserts Soy Blood

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:30 am

Takes out angry Count (there seems to be a pattern emerging here)

Inserts Ingrid's hair

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:42 am

Takes out weird new fringe...

Inserts Bertrand

by **Nameless Child** Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:50 am

Takes out obsession with an old book.

Inserts History revision...

by **koolkidpaige** Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:01 am

Takes out sleep

Inserts AS Biology

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:57 am

Takes out annoyance.

Inserts Poetry Exam...

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:42 am

Takes out sibilance, alliteration, rhetorical questions, enjambment, rhyme, similes, metaphors, punctuation, assonance, personification, anthropomorphism, hyperbole, glamourisation, repetition, ambiguity, colloquial language, semantic fields, onomatopoeia, and lists.

Inserts annotated anthology on multicultural poems. So long, GCSE English!

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:04 am

Takes out bonfire.

Inserts rolf harris

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:12 am

Takes out a board that makes weird noises. And some rope. Uses rope to tie my kangaroo down.

Inserts tied down kangaroo

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:24 am

Takes out dead kangaroo...and some rope.

Inserts two little boys with two little toys

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:29 am

Takes out two big men with two little toys... weird...

Inserts a steak.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:33 am

Takes out a stake.

Inserts Bruce Forsyth

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:55 am

Takes out a mangled and bloody, but still breathing Bruce Forsythe. That's right... he's immortal.

Inserts Felix Felicis

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:27 am

Removes 2 perfect days.

Inserts Professor McGonagall

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:28 am

Removes a tabby cat. Yum.

...

Inserts tabby cat leg bone.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:34 am

Takes out human leg bone. Eww.

Inserts whole raw chicken

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:36 am

Takes out string. Kicks machine until chicken comes back out. Eats.

Inserts random rock from the ground.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:38 am

Takes out The Rock (the wrestler).

Inserts Desert Eagle

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:39 am

Takes out an actual desert eagle.

Inserts desert eagle feather.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:56 am

Takes out quill.

Inserts giant squid

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:05 am

Takes out Dennis Creevy

Inserts Merlin

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:07 am

Takes out Colin Morgan. Keeps Colin Morgan.

Inserts Morgana

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:43 am

Takes out the Morrigan (it's in the old legend... Pretty awesome)

Inserts gwen

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:57 am

Takes out Elyan

Inserts Agravaine

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:18 am

Takes out Morgana.

Inserts Gwen's ring

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:20 am

Takes out Arthur. Keeps Arthur.

Inserts Eric Van Helsing

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:25 am

Takes out Jonno Van-Helsing. Waxes Jonno's top lip.

Inserts wax.

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:31 am

Takes out candles.

Inserts Florence Welch

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:46 am

Takes out the best line in any sone ever written;
"A man who's pure of heart and says his prayers by night, may still become a wolf when the autumn moon is bright"

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:48 am

What are you inserting??

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:53 am

A mistake... :/

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:18 am

Takes out a creative difference.

Inserts Ed Sheeran

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:21 am

Takes out gingerness infused with awesome.

Inserts Jessie J

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:23 am

Takes out odd patterned lycra jumpsuit-style clothes she always seems to wear.

Inserts Kelly Rowland

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:45 am

Takes out REALLY short, extremely glittery and shiny dresses.

Inserts Tully

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:59 am

Takes out George.

Inserts Werewolf

by **koolkidpaige** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:00 am

Takes out Wolfie.

Inserts Vlad's jacket

by **Nameless Child** Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:12 am

Takes out Vlad's jacket. Keeps Vlad's jacket. (What? That's not weird.)

Inserts stake

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